Labour isn’t being very clever in saying ‘vote for us because we’re not the Tories’ even though they might have a point. Their election broadcasts are out now and deserve a moment or two of our attention. Below are the transcripts of two election broadcasts: The first is for the UK party and features Eddie Izzard; you can look at the clip here. The second one is by the Scottish party. It is quite grim and a bit scary; the Tories don’t come off very well at all in this one either whilst what the party wants to do itself isn’t discussed at all. You can watch the clip here. (I didn’t transcribe the Welsh Labour Party broadcast but there is one.)
Eddie Izzard’s Labour TV advertisement Brilliant Britain’
During this election, politicians are going to give you a lot of political speak: ‘57 per cent of people think that 19 per cent of people over the age of 70 are 3 times more likely’ etc. I’m not gonna do that. I’m just gonna tell you what I think and you can make up your own minds. Two quick points and then you can go and have a cup of tea. Hang on for a second.
Firstly, the Tories are gonna hit us with lots of posters and adverts in this election. They can do this because they’ve got shedloads of money to spend to make themselves look good. They’ve got Lord Ashcroft out there busy raising cash for them from wealthy individuals and businesses. Do they give their money to the Tories out of the goodness of their hearts? Well, I think not. Or is it because they know they get the whole lot back and more in tax cuts and concessions for the wealthy few? What do you think? I’ll leave that one up to you.
Secondly, last year I ran around Britain and you know what: Britain is bloody brilliant. I take great offense that the Tories are slagging off Britain saying it’s broken. Up and down the country I met people who were working hard, creating projects, looking out for each other. If the Tories bothered to get on their bikes and go around the country they might actually find the real Britain. I was inspired by the people I met.
Now, are all the good things in the country down to the Labour Party? Of course not. Are Labour perfect? No. But I truly believe that Labour’s heart is in the right place. The Tories talk about change but what change would they give us? A change back to the Tories of old but with new suits on. Remember, these people are Thatcher’s children! She’s still an icon to them! It’s Thatcher! Be afraid, be very afraid! They’d take us back to 3 million unemployed, 15 % interest rates, tax cuts for the rich, fox hunting and the feudal system given half a chance.
That’s not the kind of change I want to see. I don’t want change for change’s sake, I want a party with values. Sure, there’s loads to do, and yes, Britain’s been through tough times recently. No one is denying that. But it’s Britain with compassion, Britain with community. The Britain I have seen is great.
I wouldn’t presume to tell you how to vote (mock-whispering: Vote Labour, vote Labour!) but I am trusting the Labour Party, a party founded on fairness, to make the right decisions in government.
I support Labour because I believe in brilliant Britain.
Scottish Labour election campaign – TV advertisement
The Tories – the party that gave us the poll tax and Margaret Thatcher – haven’t changed. They closed our mines, closed our steelworks and closed our factories. Interest rates hit 15%. Thousands of people in Scotland had their houses repossessed. And they even took away our school milk. The Tories opposed the national minimum wage. They opposed all Labour’s tax credits for hard-working families and their children. They starved our schools and hospitals of funding and there’s a real risk they would the same thing again.
Unemployment hit a record high. Three million people lost their jobs because of Tory cuts. Their cuts agenda of division and decay was tried in the 1980s. It didn’t work then and it wouldn’t work now.
The Conservatives remain the party for the few and not the many. They might talk tough on crime, but their record in government doesn’t match the rhetoric. They wouldn’t fight for the NHS. They call it a 60-year-mistake. They want to cut tax credits and the Child Trust Fund and families in Scotland would suffer.
The Tories would choke off the recovery before it is complete. They were against action to stop bankers’ bonuses and would stand back and let the recession take its course. At every turn, the Tories made the wrong decision on fighting this recession and they’re still making the wrong decisions now by cutting faster and further than is safe. They threaten thousands of jobs on the carrier contracts on the Clyde and in Fife, and others, right across Scotland.
They wouldn’t fight for hardworking families either. They would rather give tax breaks to a few millionaires at the expense of the rest of us. The Tories remain out of touch with the people of Scotland. The Tories would wreck the economy, slash funding for hospitals and schools, and stand up for the few, not the many, just as they always have. The Tories haven’t changed.
Scotland is a proud nation – proud of our country, proud of our people and proud of what we do together. This election is a two-horse race. We love our country and want the best for it. That’s why we want a future that is fair for all of us.